BTW, I know this is in the wrong part of the forum but I thought you'd all appreciate this.
Texted from a gooner mate I'm meeting up with.
Last Sunday was a beautiful day, sun was shining, lovely.
Was out in the back garden with the family and there's this Spurts fan spitting so I went up to him and said,
"stop that, you disgusting cunt!" but he wouldn't, in fact he started spitting more.
So in the end I had no choice but to remove him from the barbeque.
Made me larf
