Username: Tricky71

Real Name: Martin

Age: 36

Sex: M

Location: Brisbanetol for now

Years supported West Ham: From 75 ish
Your West Ham experience:

First game: Stoke AWAY when Cris Kamara broke Frank McAvennies leg first game of the season about 87/88

Visits to Upton Park: Hundreds although living in Bristol it takes 3 hours to get there so the visits are less nowadays.

Other West Ham related info: Born in Plaistow and brought up in Wellingborough after my parents moved out in 74.

Non West Ham stuff you wanna get off your chest whilst we're at it?: I want out of England.....Had enough now and you guys seem nice. MArried with 2 who are both POMPEY fans as they were calved down there whilst I was in the Royal Navy. Although my girl is swinging to the Hammers more and more...

Real name: Teesside

Age: 43

Sex: Yes please, but don't tell the wife

Occupation: Stunt Cock

West Ham experience: had some great battles with the ICF. The good old days.

Other West Ham Stuff: my mate was locked in the same cell as Cass penant after Boro v West Ham about 1979/80 ish

Other Stuff: Boro Fan for 38 years

Username: Scotty the Mackem

Real Name: Scott

Age: 19

Sex: Male

Location: Brisbane

Your West Ham experience:

I went with Tez to the pig&whistle for West ham v Boro for the FA cup semi final in 2006. It was a fantastic night and I have had a soft spot for West Ham ever since. However the team I actually support in case you haven't already figured it out, is Sunderland.

Visits to Upton Park: None but I would like to go one day!

Non West Ham stuff you wanna get off your chest whilst we're at it?: My mo is itchy.

Username: WSydHammer

Real Name: Adam

Age: 22

Sex: M

Location: Sydney

Years supported West Ham: 12

Your West Ham experience: Joy , Heartbreak ,Frustraton .... Jubliation! usually within the same match!

First game:

Visits to Upton Park: None so far, poor form I know, but one day

Other West Ham related info: Fortunes always hiding
Bring Back Guus

Non West Ham stuff you wanna get off your chest whilst we're at it?:

Username: Zane

Real name: Zane the Jammer

Age: 21 But i feel fucken 40

Sex: What do you have on offer?

Occupation: IT admin for Government, Zen Do kai teacher

West Ham experience: Knowing a number of crazy west ham poms who gave me shit over liverpool converted me, west ham supports have real passion and love for the sport which I love.

Other West Ham Stuff: Wanting to go over UK and experience it all so if you got suggestions on places to hit up let me know .

Other Stuff: Work in IT but hate fucken computers, Zen do kai 7 years, Skydiver, guinness drinker, awesome lover in bed the list goes on.....PM for more details
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Username: Peds

Real name: Micky

Age: 31

Sex: Not the night before a match

Occupation: Recruitment Consultant

Location: Brisbane

Years Supported: All my life

First West Ham experience: 85 Home to Forest taken by my Uncle... lost 2-1 and Jonny Methog got the winner....

Other West Ham Stuff: Born and breed in Dagenham so been a Hammer since I was born. Love the Brisbane Hammers and all credit to Dave and Tony because it's alot harder to organise than it looks. I've been a season ticket holder on 3 occassions that we got relegated

Visits to Upton Park: was trying to work this out, but I think it's about 250 and about 50 away games

Other Stuff: I now play for Oxley... go Oxley... go

Welcome to the madhouse!

Username: KungFooSing

Real Name: Trav

Age: 31

Sex: Now? Sure.

Location: Melbourne

Years supported West Ham: 3. Honestly.

Your West Ham experience: Foxtel, early mornings, and Fifa

First game: ....

Visits to Upton Park: Once, we beat Spurs 4 zip....then I woke up.

Other West Ham related info: Nope.

Non West Ham stuff you wanna get off your chest whilst we're at it?: Too much to verbalise in such a short time.

Username: mdnolan

Real Name: matthew

Age: 25

Sex: Male

Location: Brisbane

Years supported West Ham: 25

Your West Ham experience: Season Ticket holder for numerous years - Lived in Manchester and travelled down with my Old Man, and various others, over the years. Been to every UEFA cup away game in the last 10 years! ( I know it aint many!), and probably about 80% of all games over the last 15 years.

First game: Dont know exactly, according to my old man it was Old Trafford in 1985.

Visits to Upton Park: Hundreds - First was Oldham home game in 1991/92. 1-0 (Mitchell Thomas)

Other West Ham related info: Used to write for and sell 'On The Terraces' fanzine, helped start the Northern Supporters Club, been in a few club videos etc

Non West Ham stuff you wanna get off your chest whilst we're at it?: Also followed England abroad

Username: whiteraBit

Real Name: Mike

Age: 31

Sex: is like oxygen. You don't realize how important it is until you're not getting any....

Location: Perth (WA not Scotland)

Years supported West Ham: Always followed the Hammers but it wasn't until 1997 when my Bro came over for a year that I really got into the claret and blue

Your West Ham experience:

First game: was On TV back when we played that real attractive, flowing, attacking football. DiCanio was brilliant! I believe the commentator pronounced it deeeecaniOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Visits to Upton Park: zero but one day

Other West Ham related info: My uncle got a game ball signed after the 2002 defeat to Chelsea which is pride and place of my pool room. I have 8 jerseys from the Dr Martins through to XL Travel.

Non West Ham stuff you wanna get off your chest whilst we're at it? Australia's broadband is so slow it means that I struggle to stream games live via china (in chinese no less) while I stream radio 5 live through a non-geo proxy so I can listen to the game which turns out to be 2 minutes ahead of the gabufferingbufferingbuffering........

Welcome Mike....Do the Perth Hammers have meets ups during the season?

hi dave, im new. can you tell me if there are any meet ups on the gold coast. thanks.

Username: tony64

Real Name: tony

Age: 45

Sex: Yes . but only when she is happy.

Location: gold coast

Years supported West Ham: born a hammer, moore peters and hurst, pop robson, sir Brooking, dev, cross, pike and so many more.

Your West Ham experience: wining the cup in 1975 being there to see us in 1980. 81 at wembley and seeing all the games in 86 and so much more. lets not talk about the bad stuff. but so many good times. but best of all was taking the FA CUP home in 1980 for the weekend and i do mean home. HAPPY DAY'S

First game: 1975 we won

Visits to Upton Park: 100's home and away. good and not so bad. north bank boy.

Other West Ham related info: so much to talk about. but will never forget that feeling when we won the cup in 1980. i never missed a game from 1979 to 1990 home and away. :P

Don't worry about the Under 10's thing, that'll increase as you make more posts to the site. It doesn't affect you in any way though, so don't worry too much about it.

Mate the description changes as you post - once you get over 10 posts the U10 will go mate and you will move up the squad - just a bit of fun.

We meet lots up in Brissie and a couple of us have been down to the coast on occasion but its hard to get a decent venue and we have a good venue up in Brissie so if you can get up for the odd meet that'd be great.