http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7261888.stm
Man gets iced in a cake eating contest and proves that you can't have your cake, eat it, and survive too.
Protesters have asked the Queen to step in, calling the contest a half-baked idea, but the Queen responded, "Let them eat cake."
Apparently his family have requested no flour for the funeral, and will instead be requesting donations to the Make A Wish foundation. The charity organisation is reportedly pleased with the man's legacy to them, as he turned out to be very, very.......rich.
He will be cremated at 180 degrees for 45 minutes.
(I'll get me coat)
